Alright, Who's The Dead Man Who Hit Me With The Salt Shaker?

Note: This is the first of a series of upcoming character studies. As with everything I do, I try to keep it entertaining and informative. In each episode you will meet a character, and you will "learn" about "mad other shit." You'll also get a little guest blogging action (guest words in bold, edited by me. and my comments in [italics]).

Introducing....... Tim John Hooker.

Timmy John aka TJ Hooker aka TrWth aka Blogger of the Year aka Sk8brd T aka Mr. Boston's Twin.

Dudeguy has a sick blog that y'all should all check out: Whalen Wonders (http://whalenwonders.blogspot.com/)

I will let his own words paint a mural. Imagine all this with a slight Boston accent:

It was Mardi Gras. Me, John [my boy from school and TJ's bro, through whom I know Teej; Together they are going to "Create Robot Doctors, that go in there an' do shit."] an' his friend/sidekick Ry went riding [snowboardriding] in the morning. We came back around 3:30, and Mardi Gras up here [Vermont] is on a Saturday, ani everyone wakes up an' gets hammered an' goes to the Mardi Gras parade downtown, so kinda Dillo Day-esque with the drinkin' 'n' dressing up 'n' shit. [Dillo Day aka Armadillo Day aka Dildo Day=the only fun day at my school where we go "drinkin' 'n' dressing up 'n' shit"] Only it's still cold, but you dress like it's summer. Anyway, I didn't wanna do it this year cuz last year we got super hammered playin' slap the bag at noon, an' after like 3 bags of wine, went downtown to the parade, and then I OD-ed on snuff and felt worse than ever. So we get back, an' I call my roommates up an they're like, "COME DOWNTOWN." So I took 3 boilermakers to get ready to go downtown [A "Boilermaker" is a beer cocktail consisting of a shot of whiskey, (tequila, or vodka) and a glass of beer (therefore sometimes also called simply a shot and a beer). A shot glass of the liquor may be dropped into the beer from the surface just before drinking, glass and all - this technique is referred to as a "depth charge" in some circles. Guides differ on the preferred technique, but all agree that speed is the essence of this drink: one generally aims to drink a boilermaker quickly. The Executive Council of The International Brotherhood of Boiler endorses Senator Barack Obama.]. Then my roommates called me back 15 minutes later to say, "Naw, we're comin' home." So I took a couple more boilermakers to get ready for their arrival. And I guess at somepoint I took a nap. Woke up. Took a bunch more, was so drunk I fell on my friend while he was eating, and bounced off him and hit the back of my neck on our coffee table, bounced off that an' hit the TV stand with my head (could be in a different order, either way I smashed my head an neck) and got knocked out kinda. Then John must have taken this when I woke up hours later:

John took that pic after I had, no joke......prob 10 boiler makers.
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Wanna see the new Teej Special? I picked up two pairs of these cuz I think they're so special. I suggest you do the same. They got 'em in white suede too with a silver chain tho.

You put those shoes on an' you feel like you own shit. Corporations 'n' shit.

Me an' two of my roommates went out for easter dinner, that's the only time I've worn 'em so far. We ordered two bottles of wine an' a round of boilermakers.

-Sk8brd T

And that's the TRWTH. Truth.