Fam, the season for giving is upon all of you. So get me some of this shit:
Holland's Case & Diamond Rain Fire.
Silver Tube from Tiffany's and 18 Carat White Gold Lighter from S.T. Dupont.
The Bearded Ski Mask & Titsass Goggles.
Who doesn't want to look like the Mr. Moneybags on the slopes?
Penguin's Umbrella.
WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAAAAAHHHH!!!! Yeah, seeee!
Turkish Flying Fish.
Greeks probably invented this yacht, but a Turk stole the idea during a siesta.
Porsche Wine Fridge.
Shit, I don't even drink wine, but this can hold my Stoli & Louis V.
Word, Bitch! Phantom Coupes like a Motherfucker.
Equipped with humidor.
Hercules 400 Laser.
This $3,000 lightsaber will fucking cut you.
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