Ha Ha Ha Ha. You Dumb Bastard. It's Not A Schooner... It's A Sailboat.

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch! The Tampa Bay Devil Rays have never won more than 70 games in a season and have won 39.8% of their games throughout their history...... and now they get $450 million dollar schooner?

Fun Facts about "The Rays"

Famous Fans

Mike Alstott - Fullback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Bubba the Love Sponge - Radio personality

Hulk Hogan - Professional wrestler

John Cena - Professional wrestler

Dick Vitale - College basketball broadcaster

Rob Stone - ESPN broadcaster

Jason Williams - Professional basketball player

The only retired jersey belongs to this guy who played two seasons with the team:

Yeah. That is Wade Anthony Boggs.